Thursday, February 26, 2009

Winter ice slip tally

The first time I slipped on the ice this winter, it was one of those slow motion falls where you have enough time to think on the way down "I must look like one of those cartoon characters whose feet are scrambling "woah woah woah" before I landed flat on my back in the middle of the street. No big injury, but some very large and colorful bruises.

The second fall was much faster and completely unexpected because I didn't see the patch of black ice on an otherwise dry sidewalk. I only had time to emit a loud piercing shriek of surprise before I hit the ground. This time, the only injury was to my pride: what as that noise I made?
Number three was when I was trying to pick my way down a steep icy path in a dog park where the steps were slick with ice from all the other people who had walked there. I foolishly broke my fall backwards using my hands, which jarred my wrists hard, but luckily nothing broke. My fear with winter ice falls is the broken elbow or wrist that leaves you unable to type with both hands. A few scrapes, but nothing serious.
Last night, I was stepping over the crusty little snow hill between the street and the curb and onto a sidewalk that looked as if it was completely clear of snow and ice, because the warm weather had melted so much snow. But there was a thin layer of black ice where the snow melt had refrozen and was invisible, and one leg shot out to the side and back, and I came down in a very deep lunge. The fact that I was wearing a heavy backpack meant I had a little less control, but I didn't hit the ground. Unfortunately, the bent leg is the one for which I'd been having physical therapy for a pulled groin muscle, and although I didn't re-injure it completely, I am now having a lot of pain again. Dagnabit.
I am normally not a winter whiner, and I wear good winter boots, but this stinks. I can't walk very well this morning, so I have canceled class, office hours and a meeting to ice, rest, take some aspirin, and see the doctor. Still, I grateful nothing is broken, because I now know of four people who have suffered broken bones from falls in the last few months, some of them requiring surgery. I am taking calcium supplements religiously.

Fibromyalgia amplifies the pain response, so I know I will have a flare-up in the next few days. I'm hoping to keep it to a minimum.

10 comments:

profacero said...

Quelle probleme! You could come and lie out on my deck in the Adirondack chair at a sunny 68 degrees F. ... ?

fresca said...

Yikes! That's too much!

I just talked to Karla who fell on the ice and broke her hip and arm three weeks ago, and she's quite chipper but still, of course, barely mobile at all. I've been shuffling on the sidewalk ever since her fall, but still almost fell yesterday--the snow hides ice.
I'm so sorry to hear you are in pain!
Shall we reschedule our dinner?

momo said...

I'm fine, just a little sore and have to go back to PT, but if I could drive to work to day, Monday is on!
I've been thinking about Karla. The person I was supposed to meet this morning had to cancel because she slipped on the ice and broke her wrist!

Kristin said...

Oh, Joana! I really feel for you. I know I miss a real winter, but it sounds like you're ready for it to die already.

Professor Zero said...

My God, three falls with two breaks in just one thread. Is this always on black ice, or what, and does it also happen in the country, and if so, how did they handle winter in the olden days???? --PZ the uninformed.

momo said...

We have had two days this winter where the conditions created black ice on sidewalks and asphalt-just a very slick invisible layer. It's the lack of bubbles in the ice that make it so hard to see. A lot of injuries happened on those two days.

In the old days, we all would be dead from something that we took antibiotics to cure. I'd have died of pneumonia, appendicitis, or kidney infections (probably several times!).

Professor Zero said...

I have figured out it is the ice you fall on on frozen ponds ... correct? And surmised it can be on non paved roadways but tends to be on pavement ... ?

momo said...

I haven't walked on Lake Calhoun yet this winter, but I suppose I could.
No, most of the injuries are on pavement. We're all wearing these boots that normally give us traction on the ice and snow, but this kind of ice is like an oil slick. If you see it and can't go around it, the safest thing to do is to shuffle without picking your feet up, like ice skating, but even that isn't always possible.

fresca said...

Oh, dear--I feel very mean, but I really laughed at the video of people slipping on the black ice--I finally watched it just now, probably inspired by the fact that I had my first real big fall last night. Went out to throw out the trash, didn't see an ice patch in the dark alley, and boom! Down I went and somehow managed to cut my shin... Ow, ow, ow. Ow.

fresca said...

P.S. As someone who loves a good story, I think whoever made this video should have ended by filming themselves going out and putting some sand or salt on the ice. Wouldn't that be a nice, satisfying wrap up? (As well as a good thing to do.)