"I dreamed my whole house was clean"

Ann Tainter's use of vintage ads with sly captions is highly entertaining. On the company website, they have a section called "Meet the models" with the stories of the women who posed for the original ads. The all-time customer favorite image is apparently one I have on a postcard in my bedroom:

"I dreamed my whole house was clean."

For a long time, this was not even in the category of aspirational, but now I'm approaching a moment when it may actually come true!